Beached Whale(s)

Well Hi. I'm Ruby - 17 - Asexual Reproducer

These are mine I love these people. There are my Fandoms and these are my OTPs

Follow these sexy lads. I've seen these bands/people live and I think you should write on my wall.

Thank. Olive you.


Beginning Ask Contact me

First I smile like crazy, then I cry uncontrollably, finally I feel sick to my stomach and I can’t breathe.

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My dreams are so explicit, I wish I could write them all down but I forget by the time I’ve woken up.

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I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

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Active sexual love blog x


enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

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"I wonder what I should do today"


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